Full Name: Christopher Eugene Gabriel Nolan

Nicknames (if available): Nolan, Gubu, Yabo (cause Beth can't seem to pronounce 'Gubu')

D.O.B. and sign: 4/17/85

Status (single, married, spoken for): single

Sexual Preference(s): I'd prefer to stay asecxual, for now...

E- Mail Address (If you wanna): piratenolan@gmail.com

Characters Performed: Props!! And Eddie! And once, during the Christmas show, Crim!

How Long Have You Been on THIS Cast?: Early August 2005

Have you ever played with any other casts?: None, sadly...

Favorite RHPS Scene: The Time Warp (sorry for being a sheep... but I just love to dance!)

Fondest RHPS Memory: My first night: I'm putting away props backstage, and I hear from behind me, Elisa say, "...And this is my shaven cooch!"

Most Whacked-Out-Disturbing RHPS Memory: Moose as Riff-Raff at the end of the Floorshow

When you're not sliding on the fishnets, watcha doin' in your down time?Working on cars at my local Goodyear

Favorite Movie: Army of Darkness, Hail to the king, baby!

Favorite Band: Foo Fighters, cause Dave Grohl's the cat's ass!

Turn Ons: Nerdisms, shortness, and natural beauty (if you need to doll up, then you're hiding something!)

Turn Offs: Lack of slef respect, and cockiness

Favorite Quote: "A hand. A fist. Hoocha, hoocha, hoocha... Lobster!"

Cake or Death?: Oh, excuse me, but I ordered the vegetarian, cause I'm a Nazi Fuck-head.

Any other comments: Up with kilts! Down with pants!