Full Name:David Noland

Nicknames (if available): DDFF (Dead Deer Fuckers Friend)

D.O.B. and sign: 02/13/85 Aquarius

Status (single, married, spoken for): Single

Sexual Preference(s):Straight

E- Mail Address (If you wanna):DavidDestroy@gmail.com

Characters Performed: None (side note - loud ass call back guy #2)

How Long Have You Been on THIS Cast?: Since the beginning

Have you ever played with any other casts?: Nope

Favorite RHPS Scene: Dinner scene

Fondest RHPS Memory: Mike playing Brad, because someone who barely knows the blocking is better then Kermit the Frog

Most Whacked-Out-Disturbing RHPS Memory: Greg as Janet + Rob 2.0 as Rocky + Tank = Nightmares

When you're not sliding on the fishnets, watcha doin' in your down time?Anything film related, tearing it up in my band SWORDS, and jerking off

Favorite Movie:Kill Bill

Favorite Band: Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza

Turn Ons: Insanity, good conversationalist, eyes, hair

Turn Offs: People who fit under what I consider stupid, which believe is a very wide range.

Favorite Quote: "Fat people are hard to kidnap."

Cake or Death?:Considering I will probably die from all the cake I've eaten, my vote goes towards cake.

Any other comments: No deers were actually fucked, It was more of dry humping, and it wasn't me who did the dry humping.