Full Name:Barton Kenneth Jones

Nicknames (if available):ZomBart, Bartimus

D.O.B. and sign:03/28/1978, Neon

Status (single, married, spoken for):Single

Sexual Preference(s):Straight

E- Mail Address (If you wanna):moose138@yahoo.com
Website: www.myspace.com/bart138

Characters Performed:Head Transylvanian, Eddie, Dr. Scott, MC

How Long Have You Been on THIS Cast?:January 2009

Have you ever played with any other casts?:The Rich Weirdoes (Orlando)

Favorite RHPS Scene:“I’m Going Home”

Fondest RHPS Memory:Making out w/ my girlfriend on stage during ‘Hot Patootie’ when we performed for Patricia Quinn and took Joey Fatone’s RHPS Virginity, Doing a “Young Frankenstein” Pre-show in front of a sold out (400+) Halloween crowd, “This is Your Life” from my last Rich Weirdo show

Most Whacked-Out-Disturbing RHPS Memory: The “Handicapable” Night MC Introduction, “Fat” Night dinner scene when Frank drank the Ranch Dressing, and “Racial Stereotype” Night Frank’s honorable Japanese death/seppuku scene

When you're not sliding on the fishnets, watcha doin' in your down time?I’m a produced playwright, Horror movie snob, and Disney fanatic.

Favorite Movie:JAWS, Beauty and the Beast, Amadeus, Reefer Madness, Cannibal the Musical

Favorite Band: The Misfits, Wednesday 13, Guns n’ Roses, Queen, Dresden Dolls

Turn Ons: Talent, Dancing, Fishnets, Skirts, Halloween Costumes, Red Lipstick, Teases

Turn Offs: Bad breath, Body Odor, Face Piercings, Smoking, Drunk People, Teases

Favorite Quote:“I joke about death because it’s funny when you’re frightened!”

Cake or Death?:Cake will eat you all! With nasty big pointy teeth!

Any other comments: NEVER apologize for your art!